Is it a hair-do, or a hair-don't?

Yeah...uh. I do this to myself every couple of years or so. It's somehow liberating to shave the ol' noggin. I mean, getting ready in the morning is a breeze. The best part is after a shower, I run my hands over my head and feel the water that was trapped in all my spiky little hairs run down the back of my neck.

Like a human squeegee or something.

My coworkers were amused. Gave them something to talk about, which probably went something like this:

"Man, that guy looks ridiculuous."

Ah well. The boys seem to like it anyway. They pat their little hands on top of my head. They laugh when they do it.